Okay, let’s dive into the wonderfully weird world of the as if
subjunctive mood. Buckle up, because grammar isn’t always neat little boxes; sometimes it’s more like a sprawling, slightly eccentric old house with hidden passages and rooms that don’t quite make sense at first glance. But trust me, exploring it is kinda fun. 😎
So, what is this as if
(or its close sibling as though
) thing all about when we talk about the subjunctive mood
? At its heart, it’s a way English lets us talk about things that are unreal
, hypothetical
, or contrary to fact
. It’s like putting on a pair of “what if” glasses 👓. When you use as if
followed by the subjunctive, you’re essentially saying, “Okay, picture this scenario… even though it’s not actually true.” You’re painting a hypothetical picture, often for comparison, emphasis, or even a bit of sass.
The real magic, the tell-tale sign you’re in subjunctive territory after as if
, is the verb form. Instead of using the verb tense that matches the actual reality, you deliberately use a form that signals “Hey, this isn’t real!” Specifically, you often reach back for the past tense
form, even when talking about the present.
Let’s chew on that for a second. Using the past tense
to talk about a present unreality? Sounds bonkers, right? 🤔 But think about it: the past is, by definition, separate from the present. Using a past form creates a sense of distance – distance from the current reality. It’s a clever little grammatical trick.
The most classic, textbook example – the one grammar teachers practically tattoo on their forearms – involves the verb “to be.” In the as if
subjunctive, you typically use were
for all subjects (I, you, he, she, it, we, they) when expressing an unreal situation in the present.
Example: Look at Sarah spending money like there’s no tomorrow! You might say: “She spends money as if she
were
a billionaire.”- Analysis: Is Sarah actually a billionaire? Nope. (We wish! 😂) So, the situation is
contrary to fact
. We usewere
(past subjunctive form of ‘to be’) afteras if
to signal this unreality. If she was actually rich, we wouldn’t use this structure.
- Analysis: Is Sarah actually a billionaire? Nope. (We wish! 😂) So, the situation is
Contrast (Indicative Mood): If Sarah just got a huge promotion and is genuinely wealthy now, you might observe: “She spends money as she is now quite wealthy.” (Using the indicative mood, reflecting reality). See the difference? The subjunctive
were
flags the statement as purely hypothetical or comparative.
This were
for all subjects thing is a hallmark of the subjunctive. It often feels a bit formal or even “wrong” to ears accustomed to everyday “I was, he was, she was.” But in this specific grammatical context, “He acts as if he were
the king” is the correct subjunctive form, even though we’d normally say “He was at the park yesterday.”
Now, it’s not just about the verb “to be.” Other verbs get in on the act too, typically by using their simple past tense
form to signal present unreality after as if
.
Example: Your friend is strutting around, acting like he knows everything about quantum physics after watching one documentary. You might mutter: “He talks as if he
understood
the entire theory.”- Analysis: Does he actually understand it? Probably not. The situation is likely
unreal
or at least highly doubtful. Using the simple pastunderstood
signals this hypothetical nature. If you believed he genuinely understood, you might say “He talks like someone who understands the theory.”
- Analysis: Does he actually understand it? Probably not. The situation is likely
Example: The sky is clear blue, not a cloud in sight, but your dramatic friend sighs and says: “Oh, it feels as if it
were
about to pour rain!”- Analysis: It’s clearly not about to rain. The statement is
contrary to fact
.Were
signals this dramatic, unreal comparison.
- Analysis: It’s clearly not about to rain. The statement is
Example: Seeing someone meticulously arrange their sock drawer: “Wow, he organizes his socks as if his life
depended
on it.”- Analysis: Does his life actually depend on sock organization? Highly unlikely! 😂 The past tense
depended
highlights the exaggerated,hypothetical
comparison.
- Analysis: Does his life actually depend on sock organization? Highly unlikely! 😂 The past tense
Why Bother? What’s the Point?
Okay, real talk: why does English have this seemingly convoluted structure? 🤔 It’s not just about being grammatically fancy. The as if
subjunctive adds flavor, nuance, and precision to our communication.
- Clarity: It clearly distinguishes between a real comparison and a purely
hypothetical
one. “He looks as if heis
sick” (indicative – maybe he really is sick) vs. “He looks as if hewere
sick” (subjunctive – he looks pale like a sick person would, but we don’t necessarily think he is sick; it’s just a comparison of appearance). The subjunctive often carries a stronger sense of “this isn’t real.” - Expressing Doubt or Sarcasm: Oh boy,
as if
is GREAT for sarcasm. When someone’s acting ridiculously, you can deploy it like a precision weapon. “He ordered everyone around as if heowned
the place.” (He clearly doesn’t, and you’re pointing out the absurdity). The subjunctive underscores the gap between their behavior and reality. - Imagination and Vivid Description: It allows us to make imaginative leaps and create vivid mental images by comparing something real to something
unreal
. “The old house stood on the hill as if itwere
brooding over the town.” (Houses don’t brood, but the subjunctive lets us personify it effectively). - Formality and Literary Flair: While common in speech, mastering the subjunctive
as if
can add a touch of polish and formality to writing. It shows a nuanced understanding of the language. Literature is brimming with examples! ✨
Common Sticking Points & Caveats
Was
vs.Were
: Let’s be honest, in casual, everyday speech, you’ll definitely hear people say things like “He acts as if he was the boss.” While technically the subjunctive preferswere
, usingwas
is super common informally. Prescriptive grammarians might clutch their pearls 😱, but descriptive linguistics acknowledges this happens. However, for formal writing or exams, stick withwere
.- Past Unreal Situations: What if the main clause is in the past, and the
as if
clause refers to something unreal at that past time? You typically use thepast perfect subjunctive
(had + past participle).- Example: “Yesterday, he looked terrible. He looked as if he
hadn't slept
in days.” (The not sleeping was unreal relative to the time of him looking terrible yesterday).
- Example: “Yesterday, he looked terrible. He looked as if he
- Indicative After
As If
: Sometimes, what followsas if
isn’t contrary to fact, but rather expresses uncertainty about something that might be true. In these cases, the indicative mood is often used.- Example: “It looks as if it
is
going to rain.” (This expresses a real possibility based on current evidence, like dark clouds). Contrast this with the clear-sky example earlier wherewere
signaled pure imagination. Context is key!
- Example: “It looks as if it
Think of it Like This…
Imagine language has different “modes” or “settings.” The indicative mood is the default setting – stating facts, opinions, asking questions about reality. “The sun is shining.” “He likes pizza.”
The subjunctive mood
is like switching to a special “simulation” or “pretend” mode. It’s for things outside of direct reality: wishes (“I wish I were
taller”), requirements (“It’s essential that he be
here”), and these contrary-to-fact
comparisons with as if
/as though
.
Using as if
+ subjunctive is like holding up a funhouse mirror 🤪 to reality. It reflects something, but the reflection is deliberately distorted to make a point, draw a comparison, or express a feeling about the actual situation. It shows someone acting like a boss (but isn’t), spending like a millionaire (but isn’t), looking like they saw a ghost (they didn’t). That were
or that past tense
verb is the shimmer in the mirror, the signal that says, “What you’re seeing here is the comparison, not the reality.”
So, next time you hear someone say “He acts as if he were
the only person on the planet,” give a little internal nod. You’ve spotted the as if
subjunctive in the wild! 🌿 It’s not some dusty relic; it’s a living, breathing part of English that adds depth, colour, and sometimes, a much-needed dose of irony to how we talk about the world – both the real one, and the one we imagine. Don’t be afraid to wield it; it’s a powerful tool in your linguistic arsenal. Go forth and subjunctive! 💪